Mubabaz!

Parental guidance is adviced,but I don’t know who your parent is,let me take the lead hunnay.
Isbina minute,hey readers,lovers and most especially viewers,watching me makes me scream wotifai in ruger’s voice.

It’s unnecessary information to tell you where I’ve been or what’s popping,but I owe my adamant 1-5 followers and a 1,000 stalkers an explanation,I’ve been good. Adulting has been doing that thing to all of us,kinaturamba.. Kamwana alitu-wuon but we thought it’s wana since y’all referred him to as Jayden. Haya,tukule ujeuri wetu wadau.

Late night tea and I’ve not plugged you to a story,here’s the tea,with or without ma tea-tea. I’ve been hooked on this drama of late,not mine though,but we sip! I equally don’t know what I’d do if I was in her shoes,but the shoes don’t seem to be my favorite,so I’d be running bare footed on the park screaming” yesu wangu wanataka kuniua” haya,here me out.

You’re used to your kawaida ugali ndengu,chapo ndondo( kata),smocha,RnB’s like the comrade you are.. Oh,cool kids,I meant Rice and Beans,don’t get it twisted,and now there’s you wa kuinama ipite,ama kitu hua unakula ni mangumi tu ju ya kuvuruga,wewe ni kazoze,haha. And voila,your days of suffering inapita. But I’m not talking to you at the back,wewe hayapiti hivi karibuni,it’s your turn to suffer( sorry brethren because sorrows,sorrows prayers). Anywho,just like that,your stars align,kidogo kidogo nyota yako ya hasola inang’aa. A mubabaz is ushered in your life.

My definite first impression definitely would be,my body getting goosebumbs,call security and wake up,wake up in DJ Grauchi’s signature. Heh. You start eating Java,going to Kempinski,the kuku pono aka chicken out now becomes KFC,eh,you’re eating turky chicken,heri wewe. Si ata wewe you know the body will do sommersaults or summer-saults,because imagine even me it’d do the same. Mbabaz is not joking,he’s serious with you,badly badly. He has chosen your rosecoco,because you’re his rose,and he’ll bring you roses. Wiiiih!

When the devil wants to play games,he comes with the full player’s kit,like my favorite Arsenal Jerseys( don’t remind me or any other Arsenal fan about the league,we made peace with it) or let’s not blame the devil this time,ni God. Because we keep saying No Wira,ni God,when we know how our deals became,wewe ni mtu mkubwa,I don’t have to tell you. But ata wewe unaweza duh? Your broke boyfriend only writes,” on this day,a queen was born,I can’t breathe without her,when mubabaz texts,”hi darl,you need an upgrade with your recent iPhone,take this 30k for your shopping jaber,let’s go to Malindi and show me your thighs,usiogope ukiwa na mimi Aswito,ata wewe uta choose nini? As in for example in your right senses? Mihela ama hizo misera za huyo boyfriend wako? BTW I heard that degree-less boyfriend of yours,atakuibia siku moja. Don’t shoot the messenger banae,mi nagez tu.

As of me sina maoni,because I’m not interested in worldly pleasures,heaven is the goal. I know you heard happy are the poor,but for example are you happy? Because I know you’re poor. Watu sio wajinga bana and when the deal is too good,nipigie bana,think twice ni duka ya manguo. I’d definitely be sold also,I’m for hypergamy,dream ni kutoka kwa block tukue na mabenzo na mabema.

Interesting much? I know you’re having expectations that comes with moral of the story but I’m not here for that. Wewe ni mtu mkubwa,I can’t advice you beloved.It could be clitocurrency but I’m in no position to judge,samovyu have clitocurrency in exchange of good morning and how are you texts. Heck,the stort wasn’t to have a sad ending with slut shaming. Idk.

But the moral perhaps is; in whatever decision,in whatever transaction,it takes two to tango,morals might not be important herein because they don’t matter to everyone. But the risk however is; big investments come with big risks too. I’m not here to tell you to leave your broke boyfriend nor be with your rich mubabaz,but to be happy,content and at peace with whatever decision you choose. Hard small. I don’t know if you should listen to Sauti sol” heri ulie kwenye bodaboda au ucheke kwenye Range Rover? “

At the end of the day,what ignites you? Sets your soul on fire? Makes you feel like sunshine on the inside out? The decision is entirely on you. And in my favorite braggadocio slang,Wozzah!!! Also,thy shall stay hooked because a girl is cooking something sumptuous,right?